Overheard the following conversation from behind the curtains:
- Nurse, my wife brought me in a few things, would you mind having a look for my glasses in that bag?
- This bag? Alright, let's see..
[squeal of horror]
- Oh God, what's that!?
- Oh that's my toupee.
- Tou..pee?
- Yes, I expect I shant need it in here, I only usually take it for walks.
- You take it for walks?
- Yes, especially when it's cold outside.
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